Horns
Welcome back to the Herd. Your 500 Horns are waiting on your account.
To see them or spend them, sign in with the email you joined with. Shopify emails you a six-digit code, you paste it back, and you're in.
Not you? Sign up with a different email.
Join Horns and you get 10% off your order, 500 Horns to start, and 10 Horns per $1 after. Already a member? Sign in. Here's how it works:
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WELCOME10 is your 10% off code. One-time use.
Your 500 Horns are on your account. To see or spend them, sign in with your email. Shopify emails you a six-digit code, you paste it back, and you're in. Welcome email is on its way too.
Welcome back to the Herd. You're already signed up, your 500 Horns are on your account.
Sign in to see your balance. The 10% welcome code from your original signup still applies, if you haven't used it yet.
The Grumpy Unicorn's rewards programme, and how you hear from us. Join Horns and you're a member: every order earns horns to spend on money off, and you get first word on new drops.
Earning
| What | Horns |
|---|---|
| Every $1 spent | 10 |
| Join Horns (one-time) | 500 |
| First order anniversary | 500 / year |
Bonus events happen occasionally. Earn rate goes up automatically. No code needed.
Redeeming
| Horns | Value |
|---|---|
| 500 (minimum) | $2.50 off |
| 1,000 | $5 off |
| 2,000 | $10 off |
Apply your horns at checkout. They stack with most offers.
Golden Horns
Earn 3,500 horns in any rolling 12-month window and you unlock Golden Horns: 14 horns per $1 from then on. That's roughly $300 in orders. Only horns you earned in the past 12 months count toward Golden, not your balance. Your saved horns never expire.
The Vault
A small selection of pins and stickers you can't buy. Not for any amount of money. They're only available through horns. Spend enough, unlock access, get a code. That's it. Coming soon.
Questions
Do horns expire? No.
Can I use horns and a discount code together? Yes, in most cases.
What if I return something? Earned horns come off, redeemed horns go back. Both happen automatically when the refund is processed.
Something else? See the FAQ or email us.