Horns Horns

Join Horns and you get 10% off your order, 500 Horns to start, and 10 Horns per $1 after. Already a member? Sign in. Here's how it works:

The Grumpy Unicorn's rewards programme, and how you hear from us. Join Horns and you're a member: every order earns horns to spend on money off, and you get first word on new drops.

Earning

What Horns
Every $1 spent 10
Join Horns (one-time) 500
First order anniversary 500 / year

Bonus events happen occasionally. Earn rate goes up automatically. No code needed.

Redeeming

Horns Value
500 (minimum) $2.50 off
1,000 $5 off
2,000 $10 off

Apply your horns at checkout. They stack with most offers.

Golden Horns

Earn 3,500 horns in any rolling 12-month window and you unlock Golden Horns: 14 horns per $1 from then on. That's roughly $300 in orders. Only horns you earned in the past 12 months count toward Golden, not your balance. Your saved horns never expire.

The Vault

A small selection of pins and stickers you can't buy. Not for any amount of money. They're only available through horns. Spend enough, unlock access, get a code. That's it. Coming soon.

Questions

Do horns expire? No.
Can I use horns and a discount code together? Yes, in most cases.
What if I return something? Earned horns come off, redeemed horns go back. Both happen automatically when the refund is processed.
Something else? See the FAQ or email us.